A day without laughter is a day wasted.

localnativity:

when life gets hard just remember dicks get hard too but they don’t stay hard forever and pretty soon things cool down and go back to normal just stick it out when it’s done you’ll feel a lot better

(Source: uncooler, via twerkforcats)

Baby, just make sure you’re doing the drugs and the drugs aren’t doing you

—30 year old woman I did cocaine with over the summer (via satan-clit)

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thedontwon:

imsoshive:

validx2:

Even mom  turnt

ayeeeeeeeeeeeeee

This shit hard

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